Daddy did it 

You know those little white knobs that are on the base of the toilet that cover up the ugly screws. Well, we no longer have those. When I discovered they were not there I hollered from the bathroom “What happened to the white toilet knob things?” “Liam happened. Ask him,” Jared replied.

S-Liam, what happened to these white things?
L2- Daddy fwushed dem.
S-DADDY did it?!?!?
L2- Ye-th. Daddy fwushed dem.
S-Are you sure Daddy did it?
L2-Ye-th. I always put dem in the toy-wet to wa-th dem. Daddy pooped on dem and fwushed dem.

It’s true. Jared confirmed it. Great. Just great.